It's not that hard if we start to believe..

Kidney: You still wet your bed

Baked (with pork): You have a shoe fetish

Black: You brush your teeth too hard/have receding gums

Pinto: You are very responsible about contributing to your 401K

Garbanzo (a.k.a. “Chickpeas”): You get really bad coffee breath

Baked (vegetarian): You’re…

This amuses me as my dad’s favorite is indeed pinto and he’s very responsible with his money.  Just this week he encouraged my sister to save like he does, even if it’s only $10 a paycheck.